Time to go back to school, wouldn’t you agree?? My kids are great, but they are making my house a mess. I hate cleaning house. I always have. When I was a kid, we had a maid. That was awesome. I wonder if she’s still in the business. Wonder if my mom would still pay for it. Yah, probably not. So I guess I will have to clean.
I guess I really don’t hate cleaning, I hate the process of cleaning. I hate that whenever I feel like I’m accomplished, I turn around to another sink full of dirty dishes. I could never work for the post office. The mail would never stop. It would just keep coming, just like laundry.
I’m not good at process. I’m good at starting a process, but not finishing. Like writing, or building ministries, or school. I like the exciting, heart-racing, passionate side of doing things, especially when it comes to a project having a beginning and an end. Like bathrooms. I like cleaning bathrooms. They are typically the smaller rooms, I feel accomplished when they go from disgusting to clean, and it’s something I can finish.
That’s one of the reasons I could never scrapbook, it takes too long. And it’s one of the reasons I will probably never do 79% of the projects I have pinned on Pinterest. I have great intentions, but come on let’s be real: I will only be commited to shop for the supplies, after that. Yah, probably not.
So, my lovely readers, I implore you. How do I become a finisher? Pray: Check. Ask God to change me: Check. Don’t start a new project til I finish my current one: Check–well, in theory. I think I just need a team of people. A team of people to finish the stuff that I start. That’s it, I need a staff. Would you like to apply? Salary range is $00.000-$000,000.